One of the most underrated bands from the classic U.S. ’80s sleaze‑hard‑rock movement, DANGEROUS TOYS is finally getting the attention they deserve with a Deluxe Edition reissue of their 1994 album “Pissed”. Newly remastered and expanded with three bonus tracks, this edition brings new life to one of the band’s fiercest and most unapologetic releases.
Originally issued in 1994 — right at the height of the grunge takeover — Pissed arrived with song titles like “Loser” and “Hard Luck Champion”, making it clear the band felt the industry shifting beneath their feet. Instead of bending to trends, they delivered a snarling, defiant hard rock record that stands as one of the genre’s hidden gems.
It’s the kind of album Guns N’ Roses should have released after “Use Your Illusion”.
Dangerous Toys’ 1989 debut went Gold, and while they never reached global superstardom, they remain one of the most consistent and beloved sleaze‑rock acts of their era. Pissed — their third studio album and the first to feature guitarist Paul Lidel — proves they never lost their edge. Jason McMaster’s gritty vocals are in top form, and Lidel fits in like he’d been there from day one.
The album fires on all cylinders from the start.
• “Pissed” kicks things off with a high‑octane rocker that demands to be blasted.
• “Paintrain” and “The Law Is Mine” keep the adrenaline flowing, channeling the swagger of Guns N’ Roses and the punch of early Mötley Crüe.
• “Promise The Moon” is a surprisingly heartfelt power ballad — not written for radio, but because the band wanted to show another side.
• “Strange” brings heavy sleaze attitude, while “Loser” rides a classic rock groove with a party vibe.
“Hard Luck Champion” is a standout — mature, well‑crafted, and driven by strong musicianship.
“Screamin’ for More” blends acoustic textures with full‑throttle energy, while “Oh Well, So What!” is the perfect soundtrack for blowing off steam after a rough day.
The closer, “Illustrated Man”, feels like it could have been the theme song to an ’80s rock‑comedy film — a fun, upbeat way to wrap the album.
The bonus tracks feature Jason McMaster guesting on tribute recordings, covering Aerosmith, David Lee Roth (with George Lynch), and The Cult — a cool addition for collectors.
“Pissed” is a killer U.S. hard rock album from start to finish — no filler, just attitude, hooks, and swagger. It easily stands alongside releases from GN’R, L.A. Guns, and other giants of the era. Sadly, its original release was overshadowed by the grunge wave, but this remastered edition finally gives it the spotlight it deserves.
If you love sleazy hard rock with bite, this reissue is the perfect chance to rediscover one of Dangerous Toys’ strongest albums — or experience it for the first time.

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